Martin promises to keep his promises

PM Paul has been notified by his handlers that the snowstorm of wild promises he's been at the center of for so long may be starting to affect his credibility. He moved decisively yesterday to break that perception, by promising to resign if he doesn't keep his promises.

Hey, it worked for me! I trust him now just as much as I ever did.

UPDATE: Andrew Coyne notes Movable Type could have written this post for me. I really have to take the time to read the documentation.