From the What were they thinking? dept

By popular demand (well, probably not), MGM has re-released the Showgirls DVD in a Special Limited Edition, Run-Right-Out-And-Get-This-Now, V.I.P. Boxset. It includes not only the odious movie (which I only know is odious by reading the reviews, honest!), but Showgirls shot glasses, Showgirls playing cards, a Showgirls blindfold, and a pair of tassled Showgirls pasties.

Don't think that the pasties are intended to be attached to a real, you know, person of the female gender. The creators of this abomination have done some market research and have concluded that their potential buyers are almost certainly single. So they've included a life-size airbrushed poster of Showgirls actress Elizabeth Berkley and included instructions for the no-doubt hilarious drinking game called Pin the Pasties on the Showgirl. You see, that's what the shot glasses and blindfold are for! Invite some friends over for a game, I'm sure they'll never forgive you.