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November 19, 2004

Thank you Carolyn Parrish...

...for making a mockery of my Most Annoying Canadian competition. How can I possibly claim to have a fair contest for this award without having her as a contestant? Oh well, no more radio interviews for me.

It's my own fault. Nature abhors a vacuum after all and without Svend and Sheila, there was an absence of the vital anti-American media-whore voice that our Parliament requires. I should have seen that she would step up and fill that role. I feel so embarrassed.

Posted by Bruce Gottfred at November 19, 2004 04:33 PM | TrackBack
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I'm sorry Bruce, I'm going to have to demand you drop the lowest vote getter and give Parrish an automatic bye to the final round. She has a real chance of winning this and to ensure a fair result you can't possible not include her in the final ten...or final 11.

Posted by: andrew at November 20, 2004 07:53 PM

I think you might be right. I'll try to work her in for the final vote. Changing the rules like this might invalidate the vote in some peoples' eyes, but it would be more wrong not to have her on the ballot.

Posted by: Bruce Gottfred at November 23, 2004 08:50 AM

Hey Bruce Got-Fried. You idiot. Fortunately you speak only for yourself. For myself.... I say good on you Carolyn. Some people just need to hear the truth in plain terms. Canadians are conditioned from birth to be pacifist, politically correct sheep. No wonder when a breath of fresh air like Carolyn comes along ... you can hear the sphincters snapping shut from politically correct coast to politically correct coast.

I love it!

Posted by: Morpheseus at November 30, 2004 09:35 PM
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