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September 25, 2005

Ten reasons for this blog's lameness

  1. World of Warcraft
  2. Talia
  3. The Editor
  4. Microsoft
  5. Goddam blog spammers
  6. Max
  7. A crushing sense of ennui from recognizing the ultimate futility of everything I do
  8. Spider solitaire
  9. Max & Talia
  10. Sudoku!
Once I get these things under control, this blog will be back to normal. A couple of weeks, tops. Posted by Bruce Gottfred at September 25, 2005 10:36 AM
Comments

You can be only be forgiven for #'s 2,6,9.....

Posted by: Andrew at September 25, 2005 11:41 AM

What! So it's my fault? No way. There's ten reasons there, enough for me to deny all responsibility...

Posted by: Bruce Gottfred at September 25, 2005 11:51 AM

This is why I never invested money into world of warcraft, Bruce i've seriously lost friends to that game, hopelessly consumed by a world where they can shoot fireballs at will and harrass women without worry they will get shot down.

Just think of how much of a hardcore rocker you could be by now if you invested all that time into a guitar instead (actually I think I see you more as a bassist.) but yeah, imagine how much of an awesome influence that could be for the twins...

...Then they get super good, make a band, gain celebrity status, and help us all financially for the rest of our joyfilled lives.

Just think!! Its so doable.

Posted by: Ian Baxter at September 25, 2005 04:45 PM

Oh. Now you tell me! Where were you two months ago?

Posted by: Bruce Gottfred at September 26, 2005 11:24 AM

I miss you! Come back soon

Posted by: Darcey at October 2, 2005 01:55 AM